Well hello there brave traveller!
You have crossed great distances and faced many challenges to reach this place and I shall announce to you that your journey finally has come to an end! I have waited many years for someone splendid enough to come forth and take on the quest to reach their destiny.
I must admit, it sometimes got a bit lonely here but it was well worth it for the greater deeds.
I am glad that you fina-
Wait, what are you doing there?
Hey, turn around, you stop right there! There will be great stuff here, I promise! Riches beyond your imagination! Everything your heart could ever desire!
Stop walking away, don't leave me a-